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Suffice to say, at one time, we had 4-5 different products fermenting in our house. That's no big deal for the avid home-maker foodie enthusiast, but for your average American, that's "Whaa?!?"-inspiring awesome.
And when I first started the whole sourdough thing, I read the trials and tribulations of others about how onerous and horrible and difficult and persnickity those little wild yeasties are. That they died really easily, that you had to feed them just right, that it was basically like getting a PUPPY to keep a sourdough alive for use. (Not that I am against puppies. No. I have a solidly pro-puppy stance.)
Well folks, I am here today to tell you that all that microbe-fueled angst? Is a load of malarkey.
Sourdoughs are easy to cultivate, easy to use, and easy to keep alive. If you have a spider plant in your house, you can build, use, and feed a sourdough. You know how hard spider plants are to kill, right? That's why we give them to college students.
'Kay. So, what follows is instructions to build your own sourdough starter, harnessing the power of the wild yeast that is present in your home at this very second! Amazing! In fact, so amazing, that that's how sourdough started in the first place. Its how beer started, yogurt, and all those other good by-products that come from a food source (starches in flours, sugars in grain, lactose in dairy) meeting up with wild microbes, microbes party hard all night long, and hutcha-hutcha-hutcha: bread. beer. yogurt. So, if some Sumerian with no knowledge of modern science can do it, surely, we modern-day folk can manage.
I could continue to wax culinarily poetical, but I digress... Hit "Read more" for the Sourdough Manifesto.